Illegality for me ?

My first irregularity is there ………….. (papa has not skipped with me ) Today she was in the mailbox 3 km/h were pulled off ( they call this here in the country circle measuring tolerance ). I did not drive so fast …………. really not …………………… what a impudence is, they call me car BAYER.MOT.WERKE-BMW ROW-RZ XX I am the mini – cooper that knows yet everyone stands nevertheless on my popo !!! or ? does that also make you so ????? My papa he says w ill me from now on a little more bridle ( am i about a horse ? no I am nevertheless a MINI-Cooper ). i hope only I get nevertheless on Saturday my massage with vielllll cream that I like especially………. so friends must go to sleep now hope to see again soon …. ps. dear lord landrat to verden please send my papa the 30 thaler back we need the talers for new car cream otherwise i get pimpel and could die soon and you don’t want that or ? (and then you won’t get any more car taxes from me) love greet your mini-cooper