Most absurd TÜV defects;-)

Hello, so I don’t know if I’m the only one but I just came up with a topic here. I wanted to put together some of the most absurd TÜV defects. I really ask myself sometimes what some oh so great engineers have gone into the beet. With such “minds” you really have to doubt the credibility. But discuss brings nothing! Here only flaws should be posted, so flaws because you don’t pass the exam. No clues. I start with! Golf 2, year 89 Lack: missing pole cap cover of the battery, cable hangs down in the engine compartment, cable lambda probe easily insulated! Corsa A, year 90 Lack: door hinge broken out (when opening the door went down a few mm!