The many surveys of Volvo, after I bought a new Volvo V70 D5 in October, now only generate general cheerfulness…! It started one day after picking up my V70 with a survey to the satisfaction of my workshop stay. It was probably triggered by the workshop view at the new car delivery. I answered them with a suffocating comment. One day later I get an e-mail that I received from the advantages of the new V6 0 (or was it V30?) to convince. Every few days new mails and interviews about something followed. After a rest break around the Christmas time, the new year started with a large survey on the quality of my new Volvo, with the aim of further improving the quality of Volvo. Since I had not reacted after a week, the mail then came right back, almost as a reminder. Filling out the online form took me half an hour. Two days later I get by letter again an alleged satisfaction survey on my new Volvo, signed by Volvo Marketing Germany, but obviously a general new car survey of a Munich Mark Research Institute. 8 pages of small printed questions with partly intimate questions about the circumstances of life. The answer would take at least three quarters of an hour and the sacred oaths for anonymous processing are already unlaudable because a kind of customer number in the question Boge n is printed, which is also found in the cover letter. Of course, the crap wanders into the ton, but what does Volvo think? I just bought a new car and no young dog licks me, lurks and slobs me! Greetings Haptograpsus