A car driver is stopped by the police. The policeman says: “Good day, I just measured them at 170 km/h, although only 120 are allowed!” The driver replies: “Mr. Guard Master, that can’t be at all, I had set the cruise control at 120 km/h all the time. Maybe your radar device needs to be recalibrated!?” The woman in the passenger seat looks up from her newspaper and says: “Shit, how is it supposed to work? Our car doesn’t have a cruise control.” If the ticket continues and the man looks at his wife and mutters: “Can’t you keep your mouth shut?” She just looks at him reproachfully and says: “You should be grateful that your radar warner has at least slowed you down a bit before you’re measured!” The policeman directly writes the second ticket for possession of an unauthorized radar alarm and the man looks at his wife angryly and grumbles: “Damn, shut your mouth at last!” When the buttocks continue, “Oh, and I can see that they’re not strapped on either. That’s another 30 euros fine!” The driver apologizes: “Mr. Guard Master, after they stopped me, I strapped off to get my driver’s license out of the back pocket.” The woman interrupts him again and says: “Honey, don’t lie to the policeman, you’re never strapped on when you’re driving!” While the police officer interrupts him again and says: “Honey, don’t lie to the police officer, you’re never strapped on when you’re driving!” the driver yells at his wife, “Lord, shut up!” The policeman looks at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you like that?” The woman only smiles and says, “No, only when he is drunk!”